1 00:00:01,750 --> 00:00:04,830 There's no place like home. 2 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:09,070 With your family around you, you're never alone. 3 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:15,250 When you know that you love, you don't need to roam. Cause there's no place 4 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:16,250 home. 5 00:00:16,990 --> 00:00:20,350 Times are changing every day. 6 00:00:20,670 --> 00:00:23,870 We won't get by with no flame away. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,400 together we'll make it right with him from our friends with 8 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:36,820 your family around 9 00:00:36,820 --> 00:00:43,080 you you're never alone when you know that you love you don't need to roam 10 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:48,820 there ain't no place like there ain't no place like 11 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,000 I mean no plate, child. 12 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Well, 13 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,000 I'll tell you one thing. I'm not going back to that supermarket. 14 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:09,400 The price is getting too fancy for me. I know what you mean, child. 15 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:12,020 The next thing you know, they'll be selling designer meat. 16 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:16,700 Well, you know, we really appreciate you letting us use your apartment for the 17 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:17,960 dinner for Warren's police captain. 18 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,980 Remember that Julian starting to paint our apartment this weekend? 19 00:01:21,450 --> 00:01:23,650 Well, if I know Julian, he picked this weekend on purpose. 20 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:26,530 Probably thought you'd say never mind and he'd get out of painting it all 21 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:29,830 together. All right, I'll get that for you, lady. 22 00:01:30,030 --> 00:01:31,370 What are you doing? 23 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:35,670 I'm trying to help her with his shopping bags. You know, I help you and you help 24 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:36,670 me, sister. 25 00:01:36,710 --> 00:01:38,890 Sister? I don't remember seeing you at the family reunion. 26 00:01:40,410 --> 00:01:44,170 Listen, my husband is a policeman and he specializes in grocery muggers. Oh, no, 27 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:48,250 I'm not a mugger. I'm just trying to help her. Put that bag down, you 28 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:49,250 Wait, wait a minute. 29 00:01:49,490 --> 00:01:50,490 I ain't got... 30 00:01:51,119 --> 00:01:53,700 Get out of here, Pearl. Get out of here. 31 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:59,300 Thanks, Pearl. It's a good thing you had that broom. 32 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Sure is. 33 00:02:01,260 --> 00:02:05,620 And if you need any kind of help again, just let me know, okay? 34 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,360 Hi, Mom. 35 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,339 Hi, Rose. 36 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:11,019 Hi, Brenda. 37 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:14,200 What happened to that man that was out here? Pearl just swept him clean off the 38 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:15,600 stoop. That was Ted. 39 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:19,300 Ted? You mean you know that criminal on a first -name basis? 40 00:02:19,770 --> 00:02:24,030 Mom, he's not a criminal. He's homeless. He says he does odd jobs to get money. 41 00:02:24,670 --> 00:02:27,190 Brenda, how many times do I have to tell you don't talk to strangers? 42 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:28,970 Brenda, your mother is right. 43 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,950 Now, your heart's in the right place, but that man could have been dangerous. 44 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:33,890 And what was he doing here anyway? 45 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:38,090 I was sitting on the stoop and he walked by and asked if anybody needed any help 46 00:02:38,090 --> 00:02:38,749 or anything. 47 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:42,270 So I went up to Mr. Barlow's because I figured he needed a handyman, but he 48 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:43,269 wasn't home. 49 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:44,430 Well, I don't like it. 50 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:47,570 He could have been a con man just pretending to be homeless for all you 51 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,370 Everybody's not what they say they are. 52 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:50,740 You got that right. 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,780 I met a man once told me that he was a psychiatrist. 54 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:57,220 Shoot, all he wanted to do was get me on his couch. 55 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:03,400 Pond to Queens Bishop 4. 56 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:07,840 You dog, you. I knew I should have never taught you how to play this game. 57 00:03:08,180 --> 00:03:09,460 Yeah, but you did. 58 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:13,740 Ray, don't you have some mail to deliver? 59 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,799 Uh -huh. 60 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,720 But the health of the people on my route comes first. 61 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,100 If I ever delivered the mail on time, they'd all have heart attacks. 62 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 Heart attack. 63 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,300 Check that. 64 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,140 Check this. 65 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:27,300 Y 'all got to move. 66 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:29,260 We got to set the table. 67 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,700 Mary, I'm winning. I don't want Ray to have any excuse for this weapon I'm 68 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,900 putting on his butt. You heard what the little wolf had said. We got to move. 69 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:40,680 Thanks, Mary. I needed something to break this sucker's concentration. I'm 70 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,080 to break your butt. Come on over here. 71 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:44,820 Hi, 72 00:03:44,980 --> 00:03:45,879 everybody. 73 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:50,620 Rose, I made you a three -bean sandwich. salad. But Eva, you told me that you 74 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:52,320 were going to make a Chinese chicken salad. 75 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:55,740 Well, I was, but I couldn't find any Chinese chicken. 76 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,180 Oh, please let me get it. 77 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,660 Hello, everybody. 78 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,760 Here's the macaroni and cheese. 79 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,860 Thanks, Pearl. I'll take you to the kitchen. I want to see what else you 80 00:04:11,620 --> 00:04:12,620 Hi, Pearl. 81 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,520 What is this, Grand Central Station? 82 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:17,930 I don't know, but Lord, please let it not be Julian. 83 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:21,690 Hello, Mary. 84 00:04:22,110 --> 00:04:23,290 You weren't listening, were you? 85 00:04:24,630 --> 00:04:28,990 Oh, there you are, Rose Holloway hyphen Meriwether. 86 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,470 I'm here with a painting news update. 87 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,050 Good, Julian. Now, when are we going to be able to use our apartment? 88 00:04:34,330 --> 00:04:38,570 Well, it's going along swimmingly, but the lads are taking a little break. They 89 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,790 have to study for their arithmetic test on Monday. 90 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,250 Wait a minute. How old are these painters? 91 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:49,280 Well, let me put it this way. By the time the paint dries, their voices will 92 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,280 have changed. 93 00:04:54,280 --> 00:05:01,260 By the by, has anyone noticed some 94 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,200 unkempt undesirables hanging around the building lately? 95 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:07,660 Yes, but the post office assigned this route to Ray. 96 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:13,280 One of them tried to take Mary's grocery bag today. 97 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:17,480 He wasn't trying to take it. He was homeless, and he was just trying to help 98 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:21,780 out. Uh -huh. Mary told me you almost cold -cocked him with your broom. 99 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:22,980 I sure did. 100 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:24,140 See y 'all later. 101 00:05:28,260 --> 00:05:32,240 You know, Ward was telling me that some of these homeless people aren't really 102 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,480 homeless. They're fakes. 103 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,200 I think some of them like it out there. It's easier than working. 104 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:38,660 So is playing chess. 105 00:05:41,930 --> 00:05:43,630 There must be something we can do to help. 106 00:05:44,230 --> 00:05:48,190 I mean, I wish we could, but I'm afraid the homeless problem is too big for the 107 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:49,190 few of us to handle. 108 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:53,890 Checkmate. 109 00:05:55,270 --> 00:05:57,170 Why'd you tell me to make that dumb move? 110 00:05:58,010 --> 00:05:59,590 I was just feeling frisky. 111 00:06:01,670 --> 00:06:02,850 Well, I gotta go. 112 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:04,830 Hate to win and run. 113 00:06:05,670 --> 00:06:09,270 I'll be waiting on your butt when you come back here. All right. Wait a 114 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,510 Can you take this letter for me? 115 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:16,230 I'm a male man, not a male bach. 116 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:19,610 Your mouth is so big, I couldn't tell the difference. 117 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,010 Okay, Travis, here's the wax you asked for. Oh, thanks, Mary. You're a 118 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:28,490 lifesaver. Give it to Dylan. 119 00:06:28,830 --> 00:06:32,570 Isn't it interesting how versatile our friend Mr. Wax really is? You can wax 120 00:06:32,570 --> 00:06:36,850 floors, wax paper, wax lips. How about waxing the car? 121 00:06:38,050 --> 00:06:39,050 Car. 122 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:41,580 What's up with you, Travis? 123 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,980 I have never known you to clean this limo. 124 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:45,800 Usually, you just pray for rain. 125 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,260 Yeah, you see, I'm trying to get this fat cat to sign this exclusive contract 126 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:53,360 with me, but he's a neat freak, and this baby has got to sparkle. 127 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,200 Mary, Mary, come here. Come here. 128 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:58,960 Look how clean this car is. You could practically live in it. Shh. 129 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,920 I wouldn't say that too loud. 130 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,600 Julian will charge you rent. 131 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,220 All right. Hurry up, home shammy boy. 132 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,220 We'll be here any minute. 133 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,030 Waxing as fast as I can. 134 00:07:13,630 --> 00:07:14,630 Turtle wax. 135 00:07:14,770 --> 00:07:16,130 No wonder it takes so long. 136 00:07:18,770 --> 00:07:19,770 I'll get it. 137 00:07:20,150 --> 00:07:21,190 Rub on, McBuff. 138 00:07:25,190 --> 00:07:26,290 Hello, limo service. 139 00:07:27,070 --> 00:07:28,310 You've reached the clean machine. 140 00:07:29,510 --> 00:07:30,510 Uh -huh. 141 00:07:30,770 --> 00:07:31,770 Yes, sir. 142 00:07:32,470 --> 00:07:33,470 Absolutely. 143 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,670 Okay, thanks for calling. 144 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,570 Uh, Dillard. Not now. I'm waxing full. 145 00:07:42,350 --> 00:07:43,350 That was Mr. 146 00:07:43,710 --> 00:07:46,070 Morris calling to confirm his appointment. 147 00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:48,570 For tomorrow. 148 00:07:50,210 --> 00:07:53,910 Tomorrow? Like in, not in today, the day I gave him the date? Not tomorrow? 149 00:07:54,310 --> 00:07:55,430 Not today, tomorrow? 150 00:07:55,690 --> 00:07:56,690 Tomorrow, today? 151 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,410 I got the date wrong. 152 00:07:59,010 --> 00:08:01,510 Isn't that funny? You know what's funny is what you're going to look like with 153 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,510 this up your nose. 154 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:05,290 Hey, Mom. 155 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:07,650 I'm going over to Rita's, okay? 156 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:09,770 Okay. Don't stay too late. 157 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:10,990 All right. 158 00:08:25,550 --> 00:08:28,830 Rose told me she had a run -in with a weirdo on the stoop today. You want to 159 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:29,809 file a complaint? 160 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,570 Oh, no. He wasn't a weirdo. He was some homeless guy. 161 00:08:33,150 --> 00:08:35,890 Wanted to carry my bags. I told him no and Pearl chased him off. 162 00:08:36,130 --> 00:08:38,309 Hmm, sounds like he was just trying to pick up some spare change. 163 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:39,690 I guess. 164 00:08:40,190 --> 00:08:41,549 Well, anyway, thanks. 165 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:43,250 Sure. 166 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:47,110 Oh, by the way, what time should I bring the captain by for dinner tonight? 167 00:08:47,770 --> 00:08:48,830 Uh, 7 .30. 168 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:54,630 You know, Eric, I can remember when I was a beef cop, you know, just starting 169 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:56,760 out. I'd have to run them off all the time. 170 00:08:57,560 --> 00:08:58,560 Run who off? 171 00:08:58,940 --> 00:08:59,940 The homeless. 172 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,300 Oh. Oh, Mary, break your heart. 173 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:06,140 These poor people would camp out in public places, and then people would 174 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:08,920 complain, and then that's the hardest part about being a cop is having to 175 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,680 them off knowing they don't have any place to go. 176 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,320 That must have been horrible. 177 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:14,259 Too bad. 178 00:09:14,260 --> 00:09:16,600 Yeah, we should just be thankful we're not in their shoes. 179 00:09:16,940 --> 00:09:17,980 You can say that again. 180 00:09:19,380 --> 00:09:20,380 Oh. 181 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,300 Oh, Mary, I'm sorry. You're tired, and here I am chattering like a little bird. 182 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,120 Chattering, yes. 183 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,540 Bird, maybe. 184 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,400 Little, uh -uh. 185 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,060 Little, uh -uh. 186 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,180 Anyway, if you have any more problem with the homeless, you just let me know, 187 00:09:39,260 --> 00:09:40,260 okay? 188 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:41,940 Little, uh -uh. 189 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,980 It's too bad about the homeless. 190 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,480 Oh, let's see, where was I? 191 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:53,120 Oh, yeah. 192 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:07,550 It's cold out here. I better get inside. 193 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:12,749 Uh -oh. 194 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,070 Don't even think about it. 195 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,290 What's wrong with you, Julian? Get out of my way. Julian, I don't know who you 196 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:21,410 are, but if you wish to address me, my name is Mr. 197 00:10:21,630 --> 00:10:25,350 Barlow. Now, scat. Go on. Get out of here. You're crazy. It's cold out here. 198 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:30,990 Perhaps you'd prefer a nice, warm jail cell, because I can arrange that in a 199 00:10:30,990 --> 00:10:31,990 minute. 200 00:10:33,450 --> 00:10:36,050 I have a policeman living in my building. Now get out of here. 201 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,270 Thought I lived here, too. 202 00:10:58,970 --> 00:11:00,170 Shoot, I'm hungry. 203 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,830 What if I got any leftovers in here? 204 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:10,160 Wait a minute. 205 00:11:10,260 --> 00:11:13,780 How can I have leftovers if I ain't got no food to have leftover from? 206 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:18,400 Well, if I wasn't so hungry, I'd try to figure out what I said. 207 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,160 Excuse me, mister. Could you spare some change? 208 00:11:21,540 --> 00:11:22,960 What do I look like to you, lady? 209 00:11:23,420 --> 00:11:24,420 A bank? 210 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:26,480 You better get yourself a job. 211 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,260 You better get yourself a job. 212 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,300 Oh, Ray. 213 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:36,040 Ray, could you give me some change? 214 00:11:36,490 --> 00:11:38,670 No, but here's a million dollars. 215 00:11:39,190 --> 00:11:42,390 Send that to Ed McMahon and tell him Ray sent you. 216 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:50,930 Oh, let me help you with that. Hey, get away from me. What are you doing? 217 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,370 I'm just trying to help you, sister. 218 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,950 Sister? I don't remember seeing you at the family reunion. 219 00:11:56,110 --> 00:11:58,370 Maryweather, how can you treat your best friend like that? 220 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:00,850 How do you know who I am? 221 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:04,500 Maybe she was going through your garbage and found something with your name on 222 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,140 it. Your garbage? 223 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,300 Do I look like somebody who would go through your garbage? 224 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,100 So where's your garbage? 225 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,040 John! 226 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,320 Oh, no, you don't. Ow! You'll stay away from all my customers. 227 00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,440 Now, just how do you know I'm not a customer? 228 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,500 Where do I begin? 229 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:37,540 For your information, I saw your help wanted sign, and I just wanted to help. 230 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,700 I see you wore your best outfit for the interview. 231 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,420 See, that's the problem. 232 00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:46,200 See, I can't get any clean clothes without money. I can't get any money 233 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,540 a job, and I can't get any job without clean clothes. 234 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:50,560 You're right. You got a problem. 235 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,900 But the job's been filled. 236 00:12:53,180 --> 00:12:55,080 By who? The invisible man? 237 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,220 No, Mr. Clean. 238 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:10,560 I know you helped me. I'm sorry, ma 'am, but my mother told me not to talk to 239 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:11,560 strangers. 240 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,160 Look, after 18 years, she decides to listen to her mother. 241 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:20,240 Huh? Honey, I'm not a stranger. I'm your mother. 242 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,060 I'm sorry, but I'd really love to help you. 243 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,440 Hey, you can. 244 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,280 Just give me some money till I get a job. 245 00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:27,980 What's going on here, Brand? 246 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,600 Lester! 247 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,320 My wife may look bad in the morning, but not that bad. 248 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:49,740 Hey, sister. 249 00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:51,540 My name is Al. 250 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,540 Where are you crashing tonight? 251 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Crashing? 252 00:13:55,380 --> 00:13:57,800 Um, I don't know. I hadn't thought about it. 253 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 Well, you better. 254 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,560 Because once the sun goes down, it gets real cold out here. 255 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,860 Well, what are you out to? 256 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,840 Shoot us. We holler together. You meet a lot of nice folks that way. 257 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,460 I haven't seen you around before. 258 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,080 Are you new? 259 00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,280 Actually, I've been living around here most of my life. 260 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,380 Then you must know some warm, clean places. 261 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Clean. 262 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,600 Yeah, maybe I do. 263 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:31,360 Well, here it is, Mr. Morris. The cleanest, freshest, spankiest limo in D 264 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,380 fact, this baby's so clean, you can see yourself. 265 00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,350 Yes, I can. 266 00:14:36,690 --> 00:14:37,750 How are the tires? 267 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,090 Hey, you can take them. 268 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,710 Take your shoes off first. 269 00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:43,290 Well, now, let's see. 270 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,350 Little test here. 271 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:49,150 Absolutely spotless. 272 00:14:49,590 --> 00:14:51,650 A pristine limousine. 273 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,950 An immaculate contraption. 274 00:14:55,510 --> 00:15:00,150 Well, Travis, if the inside is anything like the outside, then we have a deal. 275 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:01,450 Hey, come right this way. 276 00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:05,350 Ta -da! 277 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,170 Oh, hi there. 278 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,450 Oh, hi there, hell. 279 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:15,950 What are you doing in my limo? 280 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:17,370 The backstroke. 281 00:15:18,770 --> 00:15:21,890 Back lady humor. Stop it. You're killing me. Get out of here. 282 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,650 You know, Travis, this is rather disturbing. 283 00:15:25,930 --> 00:15:26,649 Look, Mr. 284 00:15:26,650 --> 00:15:27,650 Morris, I'll take care of it. 285 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:28,730 Now, look, lady. 286 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,070 You better make like an egg and beat it. 287 00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:33,630 If I could make like an egg, I'd eat it. 288 00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,340 you all the jigs up. 289 00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,300 Travis, 290 00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:10,680 who are all these people? And whose is that chihuahua? 291 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,280 Is that a chihuahua? 292 00:16:12,670 --> 00:16:14,490 Before he was homeless, he was a Saint Bernard. 293 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:17,770 Travis, I'm sorry. 294 00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:21,190 I'm afraid the deal is off. I couldn't possibly ride in a limousine that's been 295 00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:23,810 contaminated by these creatures. 296 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,470 No, wait. Mr. 297 00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:28,010 Morse, we can clean the limo. We'll spray for fleas. 298 00:16:58,939 --> 00:16:59,919 I'm sorry. 299 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,040 I was hungry. 300 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:04,800 I've never seen you around here before. You're new, aren't you? 301 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,480 Nobody will help me. 302 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:09,079 Why are people so mean? 303 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:14,020 It's not that they're mean. It's just that they're afraid that they're going 304 00:17:14,020 --> 00:17:14,739 get stuck. 305 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:16,359 It's like feeding a stray cat. 306 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,099 You know, once you do, they keep coming back. 307 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,780 Well, I'm homeless, but I'm still a person. 308 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,579 There ought to be something we can do. 309 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:29,240 There is. We just have to keep working at it and helping each other until we 310 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:30,240 find a solution. 311 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,100 Why don't you get some rest? 312 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:37,820 Wait a minute. 313 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,240 You're the first person to show me any kindness. 314 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,080 How can I repay you? 315 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,060 What goes around comes around. 316 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,140 Just pass the kindness on to someone else. 317 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,100 See you. 318 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:53,280 I'll repay you. I'll find you. 319 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000 I'm tired. 320 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,460 I'll find you. 321 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,240 I'll find you. 322 00:18:11,620 --> 00:18:14,100 I'll find you. I'll find you. 323 00:18:14,620 --> 00:18:15,860 I'll find you. 324 00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:17,480 I'll find you. 325 00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,160 I'll find you. 326 00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:20,660 I'll find you. 327 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:25,900 Mary? Mary, wake up. Hey, babe. Hey, babe, wake up. No, this is my bed. 328 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:27,600 Mary, you all right? 329 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,060 You call me Mary. 330 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,500 You recognize me. 331 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,220 Of course I do. I recognize that snore anywhere. 332 00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,760 Mr. Jenkins, I don't snore. 333 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,740 And that for saying I look bad in the morning. 334 00:18:41,940 --> 00:18:42,940 Mary, what are you talking about? 335 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,720 Oh, honey, I had this dream. 336 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,960 It was terrible. 337 00:18:46,180 --> 00:18:47,520 I dreamed I was homeless. 338 00:18:47,720 --> 00:18:51,060 I was on the street, and nobody cared about me. Nobody knew me. 339 00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:55,090 I couldn't get any food, and I was cold, and worst of all, I had these shopping 340 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,770 bags, and I couldn't go shopping. 341 00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,710 You should have that dream more often. 342 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:01,090 Save me a fortune. 343 00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:02,870 Guess who was in it? 344 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,670 That man I ran off this morning. 345 00:19:04,970 --> 00:19:07,030 Oh, I don't even know how I could treat him that way. 346 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,470 Well, ma 'am, you didn't know who he was? 347 00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,570 You don't know what they go through. I mean, just stay alive. 348 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:13,950 We got to do something to help him. 349 00:19:14,310 --> 00:19:16,810 Well, ma 'am, I'd like to help the homeless, but you said it yourself, the 350 00:19:16,810 --> 00:19:18,350 problem is bigger than the few of us. 351 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,460 Well, we just have to cut it down to size. 352 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,759 Hi, Lester. 353 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,359 Hi, Rose. 354 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,420 Hi, Mary. Listen, we're going to have to call the dinner off because Warren and 355 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,260 his captain are stuck on a stakeout at Stan's Stateside Steakhouse. 356 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,100 Well, that's too bad because the steaks at Stan's Stateside Steakhouse stink. 357 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:38,920 Wait a minute. 358 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,440 The dinner is on. 359 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,580 Excuse me. 360 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,600 We're looking for Ted. 361 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,800 Oh, he's not here. 362 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,260 In my dream, he was here. 363 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,230 Then go back to sleep. 364 00:19:50,510 --> 00:19:51,570 Maybe he'll show up. 365 00:19:52,790 --> 00:19:54,890 We gotta find him. We have food for him. 366 00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:56,690 Did you say food? 367 00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:59,570 Mom, 368 00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,590 what are we gonna do? Do you think we have enough? 369 00:20:01,850 --> 00:20:02,850 I hope so. 370 00:20:03,030 --> 00:20:05,390 All we can do is what Ted said. Pass it on. 371 00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:08,770 I think in this case we should pass it out. I'm gonna start. 372 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,350 Come on over here, everybody. 373 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,470 Hey, what's going on here? What's happening? 374 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800 Ted, there you are. 375 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,180 Oh, that broom lady isn't with you, is she? 376 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,840 No. Look, I'm sorry about what happened this morning. I just didn't know what 377 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:26,840 you were trying to do. 378 00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,200 Oh, look. 379 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:31,000 Most people react the way you did. 380 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:35,680 They want to help. They don't know what to do. And frankly, they're scared to 381 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,619 find out. 382 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,920 Well, I found out. 383 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,420 I dreamed the nightmare you've been living. 384 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,520 Yeah, you know, it's a great thing you're doing here. 385 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,200 Unfortunately, you know... 386 00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:46,850 Food is not the whole answer. 387 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,229 I know. 388 00:20:48,230 --> 00:20:49,250 But then what is? 389 00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:51,310 Well, people's attitudes have got to change. 390 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:52,570 I mean, we're not crazy. 391 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,430 We don't like being out here. 392 00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:57,570 And believe me, most of us do want to work. 393 00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:01,810 But, you know, a lot of us were just down on our luck. 394 00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:08,370 In fact, most people in America are only three paychecks away from being 395 00:21:08,370 --> 00:21:10,550 homeless. I say, what kind of work do you do? 396 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:11,890 Oh, man. 397 00:21:11,930 --> 00:21:17,530 Any kind. I mean, we will even sweep the streets, wash cars, a few good startup 398 00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:21,750 jobs and some understanding, and lots of us can get off the streets and start 399 00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:23,390 paying taxes like the rest of you. 400 00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,770 Okay, here's my card. 401 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,170 I'll call around and see what I can find out. 402 00:21:28,810 --> 00:21:30,870 Oh, man, you're in the construction. 403 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:35,950 Maybe you can get some of your people to look at an idea we have for affordable 404 00:21:35,950 --> 00:21:37,050 housing for the homeless. 405 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,399 What is it? 406 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:43,640 It's a geodesic dome. And with it, we can get lots of people off the streets 407 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,599 the wintertime. 408 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,480 Oh, those little structures look like igloos. 409 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,780 You get the information for me, and I'll see what I can come up with. All right, 410 00:21:49,940 --> 00:21:50,940 man. Solid. 411 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,560 Thank you very much. We really appreciate it. We just want to get back 412 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,560 mainstream, you know? 413 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,060 But first, the mainstream got to know you're missing. 414 00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,500 That's true. 415 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,540 That's true. 416 00:22:00,740 --> 00:22:03,560 Well, I'm going to get a bite, okay? Okay, here. Give this to the folks. All 417 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:04,560 right. Thank you. 418 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,360 Well, I'm back with some clothes. 419 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,720 I... Julian! 420 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:10,040 Mary, Lester, what are you doing here? 421 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,240 Wait a minute. 422 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,640 Did I evict you? 423 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,960 I don't believe this. Julian, don't tell me you're bringing clothes for the 424 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:21,260 homeless. Oh, these are hopelessly out of fashion. I wouldn't be caught dead in 425 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,219 these things. 426 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,220 Mm -hmm. 427 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,560 That's why they have the price tags on them, huh? 428 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:27,740 Oh, excuse me. 429 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,280 Have you folks eaten yet? How about joining us for dinner? 430 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Hey, great. 431 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,100 I hear the cook's pretty good.